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Welcome to Newsletter #43

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

The Heebie Beegees by Brian Bilston
[The Heebie Beegees by Brian Bilston]

A tale I heard

Actor and former pro-wrestler Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson discussing his app:

"For the past couple of years I would get up at 3:45am and get my workout in and then go to set, because we’ve got to be on set very early hours. Then I started taking a picture of it and say ‘hey, I’m getting up now, getting ready to do this’, blah blah blah. Then it wound up becoming this…thing. A popular thing. A lot of fans found a lot of inspiration out of that and thought ‘oh great, I don’t want to wake up when you wake up, but I do want to wake up early’. And then that morphed into an idea we had and we created an app called The Rock Clock. You can put in your goals and it will help you achieve your goals, you can put in the time you wake up and then it has a special feature that allows you to wake up with me."

A tale I saw

Love Story 2010 by Sean Mahoney
[Love Story 2010 by Sean Mahoney]

A tale I wrote

Same old, same old,
thought Derrick as he looked in the mirror.
Time for a change, methinks! 

The determined chap picked up his clippers
and commenced shaving his head.

Once he’d sheared his whole barnet off,
Derrick grabbed clumps of fallen hair
and stapled it to his cheeks.

And she said I’d never suit a beard! he laughed.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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