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Welcome to Newsletter #182

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Stars by Rob Auton
[Stars by Rob Auton]

A tale I heard

Comedian Lou Sanders on the rarity of having two female presenters on a comedy panel show like Unforgivable, the show she co-hosts with Mel Giedroyc:

"Women are over half the population. What do you think will happen if we host a comedy show together, we’ll have high heels stuck in our wombs? It’s ridiculous. Women are funny; they’re really funny. Not all of them obviously - some are absolute twats of course - that's just maths. But I'm so bored of the same old formulaic comedy with the same tired old guard of men, and the producers say 'yeah people like this’. Of course they do! It’s all you have been feeding them for years. Let them sample some other flavours - not to take over, but to blend baby!"

A tale I saw

Judge's Notes by Oh Standfast

A tale I wrote

After completing his purchase
the Amazon button said 'Buy It Again'

so the man bought it again
and again and again

and again and again
and again and again

and again and again
until he started to forget. .

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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