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Welcome to Newsletter #29

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Ratio Patio by Rob Auton
[Ration Patio by Rob Auton]

A tale I heard

The artist Sting on whether he’s ever been stung:

"I have. I actually keep bees down in Wiltshire. I have a dozen hives. And I usually go and visit them just to make sure they’re doing OK because bees are very stressed at the moment, they’re dying out. I went to go see them, and we get along normally, but I was walking away from the hives and a bee came above me and stung me right on the crown of my head. And it was the most exquisite, pain. It was like a psychedelic experience and my whole brain went ‘ooohhh’. And I haven’t been the same since. This was 10 years ago. I was like: ‘Wow, sting me again baby.’"

A tale I saw

I Have Always Been In Love With Words by Paula Varjack
[I Have Always Been In Love With Words - Paula Varjack]

A tale I wrote

Randy didn’t get the joke. But he laughed and laughed in the hope that people at the party didn’t think he was stupid. He laughed so hard his head fell off. People started to panic and throw up and cry and faint. “Who’s stupid now?” laughed Randy’s decapitated head. 

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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