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Welcome to Newsletter #65

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Poem by Hollie McNish
[Poem by Hollie McNish]

A tale I heard

George Clooney on how he used his dog Einstein to try and woo his now wife Amal:

“When we first met, we stayed up all night talking and I got her email address. We started writing and I didn’t know if she wanted to go out with me, I just thought we were buddies. I would write to her from Einstein saying, ‘I’m being held hostage and I need a lawyer to get me out of the room.”

A tale I saw

Flight 433 by Ben Fagan
[Flight 433 by Ben Fagan]

A tale I wrote


Jilly woke up approximately
24 hours late for her Friday morning meeting,
which meant…
it was SATURDAAAAAAAAAAY!

She was, of course,
called up and fired,
which meant…
a lie in on MONDAAAAAAAAAAY!

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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