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Welcome to Newsletter #59

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Life Choices by Hollie McNish
[Life Choices by Hollie McNish]

A tale I heard

Bloke on the tube to his mate:

“I just can't swipe right on her. She looks so much like my ex. Look, can you see it? She's not identical, it's just her eyebrows, her lips and her face. You know?”

A tale I saw

Quite Average Time Traveller by Harry and Chris
[Quite Average Time Traveller by Harry and Chris]

A tale I wrote


Tom felt thick
so swallowed a thesaurus.
Six hours later
he excreted it
in to the latrine
via his anus.

 

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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