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Welcome to Newsletter #50

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Poem by Ron Padgett
[Poem by Ron Padgett]

A tale I heard

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson on when directors want to make his films have sad endings:

"My problem is I have a relationship with an audience around the world. For years I’ve built a trust with them that they’re gonna come to my movies and feel good. So every once in a while, I have to drop this card, which is: You’re gonna have to find another actor. We need to figure something out, otherwise I’m not gonna do the movie."

A tale I saw

One-Minute Time Machine by Devon Avery
[One-Minute Time Machine by Devon Avery]

A tale I wrote

On a warm summer evening
I went out to play in my backyard,
when suddenly I realised
something magical was happening.
All the plants and animals were fucking! 
I think.
I’d been drinking.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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