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Welcome to Newsletter #63

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

December 30 by Richard Brautigan
[December 30 by Richard Brautigan]

A tale I heard

An acquaintance when I ask him what he was doing this weekend:

“Not too much - might be skydiving, but we'll see.”

A tale I saw

Children are the Orgasm of the World by Hera Lindsay Bird
[Children are the Orgasm of the World by Hera Lindsay Bird]

A tale I wrote

Matty made a fin out of card
and pretended to be a shark.

He spent the day
creeping up on people,
swallowing things whole
and stapling 2,000 teeth to his gums.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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