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Welcome to Newsletter #20

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Horsie by John Hegley
[Horsie by John Hegley]

A tale I heard

Two men on the London Underground's Victoria line this morning:

Man 1: I'm hungry
Man 2: Eat some food 
Man 1: Shut up

A tale I saw

1000 Words by Scroobius Pip
[1000 Words by Scroobius Pip]

A tale I wrote

The Lake District ran out of water. The locals started all sorts of rumours as to why.

“Probably Jeff,” said one. “You know what he’s bloody like.”

Poor Jeff was away in France at the time so couldn’t intervene as his neighbours besmirched his name and burnt down his house.

A tail I like

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