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Welcome to Newsletter #42

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

A poem about wasps by Hollie McNish
[A poem about wasps by Hollie McNish]

A tale I heard

Comedian Bob Mortimer on marrying his partner of 22 years, Lisa:

"I found out I needed heart surgery on the Thursday, so I made a will on the Friday. Found out I couldn't get married to Lisa because you have to give 21 days notice. But my consultant said I was incredibly ill, so the registrar in London - I don't live in London - gave me permission to get married on the Monday. There was just me, the wife and our two kids in the registry office, that's it."

A tale I saw

Superpowers by Laurie Ogden
[Superpowers by Laurie Ogden]

A tale I wrote


Duncan celebrated his promotion
the same way he did all the others:
by immediately quitting his job
and doing something, anything, else.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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