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Welcome to Newsletter #51

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Poem by Tim Key
[Poem by Tim Key]

A tale I heard

An excerpt of an interview with Joaquin Phoenix, conducted by Will Ferrell:

FERRELL: When you worked with M. Night Shyamalan, did you ever just once call him M. Night Shyamalamadingdong?


FERRELL: Okay. How would he have reacted if you were like, “Hey! M. Night Shyamalamadingdong! Can I ask you about this one camera shot?”

PHOENIX: Having been teased most of my childhood about my name—

FERRELL: You’re sensitive to that area... 

PHOENIX: [laughs] Yeah.

A tale I saw

Funeral Initiative by SugarJ Poet
[Funeral Initiative by SugarJ Poet]

A tale I wrote

After peeling sixteen bananas,
Barry questioned what he was doing.
He questioned where he was.
He questioned what bananas were.
He questioned who he was.
He questioned questions.
He had no answers.
He just peeled more bananas.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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