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Welcome to Newsletter #125

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Baby Names by Daniel Piper
[Baby Names by Daniel Piper]

A tale I heard

An irritated woman waiting for her pub lunch to arrive:

"Jesus Christ, how long does it take to cook a jacket potato? I could've had another life trauma in this space of time. They don't even need to peel the bastard."

A tale I saw

Core Values by T.Monterisi
[Core Values by T.Monterisi]

A tale I wrote


Presley fancied eating some popcorn,
but his cupboards were all out.
So he did the first thing he could think of
and smeared his skin with butter,
rolled around in a bath tub full of sea salt
and chopped himself up into
a million tiny kernels.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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