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Welcome to Newsletter #135

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

The Compliment by Tim Key
[The Compliment by Tim Key]

A tale I heard

Singer Celine Dion after hearing comments by actor Kate Winslet that the theme of the film Titanic, My Heart Will Go On, made her want to throw up:

"If I just count how many times I've sung it, maybe it'll get me sick. If she feels tired just hearing it, and, like, throwing up, I'm glad she was not the one singing it."

A tale I saw

Cautionary Tales by Us

A tale I wrote


Your heart had a two metre radius.
I could hear it pumping
from the other room.
Puppies swam through your ventricles, 
chocolate was your blood.
Thousands of faces I'd never met 
sat peacefully in your aorta.
I didn't need a map
to find my way around.  

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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