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Welcome to Newsletter #85

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Smelly by John Hegley
[Smelly by John Hegley]

A tale I heard

Actor Paul Rudd on being 'famously likeable':

“There is something a little milquetoast and benign about that phrase. As far as likability, I don’t think that I have more than most people but I try not to be rude. I like when people are polite and kind to other people. I just think life is so hard, why make it harder?

A tale I saw

Psycho Bitches by Laurie Bolger
[Psycho Bitches by Laurie Bolger]

A tale I wrote

On a warm summer evening
I went out to play in the back garden,
when suddenly I realised
something magical was happening.
All the plants were having sex
with all the animals.
I think.
I’d been drinking.

A tail I like

[A tail I like]
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