A tale I wrote
The job interview was a complete success.
Sure, he didn't think he'd be offered the role,
Martin never got offered the role after interviews,
but it was the first one in 15 years
that he didn't puke all over the panel,
accidentally pour fresh tea on his neck and cock,
or flat out scream for 45 minutes straight.
He couldn't have felt prouder.
In fact, if he was offered the role,
Martin decided he'd flat out reject it.
That's how bloody great he felt.
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