A tale I heard
Comedian Harry Hill on his most embarrassing moment:
"When my trousers fell down and I fell into a pie. I went to collect an award in the picturesque market town of Swaffham. I was expecting some kind of plaque but instead they presented me with a giant steak and kidney pie. It was about the size of a Mini. As I clambered on stage, my belt gave way, my trousers fell to my ankles and I took a tumble into the pie. Fortunately the pie had been sitting around for a while so I didn’t scald myself."